Best Pick Up Lines 101 is a complete one page compilation of all the pick up lines ever conjured up over the centuries and used by savvy woman seeking gentlemen for hitting upon and eventually scoring some love a boom boom action from the women they so adore. We provide no guarantee that these will work oe how effective they might be, but ya might at least get a good slap across the face so proceed with trepidation my fellow pursuers of the female sexes. For entertainment purposes only and should only be used by professional single men only.

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• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
  
  
• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  
  
• Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
  
  
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
  
  
• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  
  
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
  
  
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
  
  
• You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  
  
• That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
  
  
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
  
  
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  
  
• Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  
  
• Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
  
  
• Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  
  
• Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
  
  
• Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
  
  
• If you were a buger I would pick you first.
  
  
• You: Can I borrow a quarter?
  
  She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why)
  
  You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)
  
  
• Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.
  
  
• Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
  
  
• I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.
  
  
• Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
  
  
• If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
  
  
• I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
  
  
• Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
  
  
• Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
  
  
• I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
  
  
• Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
  
  
• Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
  
  
• Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
  
  
• You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
  
  
• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
  
  
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  
  
• Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  
  
• Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
  
  
• Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
  
  
• Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
  
  
• Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
  
  
• Hi! Can I buy you a car?
  
  
• I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
  
  
• You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
  
  
• You're ugly but you intrigue me.
  
  
• Hey baby...infect me!
  
  
• Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
  
  
• No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
  
  
• Be unique and different, say yes.
  
  
• If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.

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